I think we could all use a tiny kitten on our screens from time to time.
ugh i love how his tail is just a triangle
IT’S TAIL IS A TRIANGLE
i’ve got it full blown
CJ GO SPLASH
when i say i hate school it doesn’t mean i hate education and knowledge. it means that i hate selfish and ignorant people there. it means that i hate stress and high expectations. it means that i hate being treated like a shit. it fucking means that i hate feeling like a failure all the time.
And that ladies is why secrateriat is boss
Not only that, but Secretariat utilized something called a double-suspension transverse gallop that allowed him to carry sprint speed over distances of more than half a mile. In a normal, single-suspension transverse gallop there is only one moment where all four hooves leave the ground
in a double-suspension transverse gallop there are two
Secretariat had a stride longer than any other horse, but he also ran elastically, and was able to develop an extraordinary amount of downward-and-backward thrust, thus achieving double-suspension. He ran straighter and more efficiently than any other horse.
They also made Secretariat lighter by hollowing out his bones and only putting like a gallon of fuel in his tank. I hear rumors that they might have illegally disabled his rev limiter as well!
You gotta do everything you can to win with a double suspension transverse all hoof drive horse.
So I’ve been watching the notes on this pic that I posted like, an eternity ago. And I’ve gotta say, this one takes the cake. I’m glad some good humored people got a hold of it.